We are a great country

MAKE (Translated by Cosmin Ghidoveanu)
Ziarul BURSA #English Section / 22 iunie 2012

We are a great country

We hear from Victor Ponta that he will leave Traian Băsescu at home and that the Minister of Foreign Affairs has informed the European Commission in Brussels, about the structure of our mission, which includes himself - prime-minister Victor Ponta -, the minister of foreign affairs, Andrei Marga and the minister of European Affairs, Leonard Orban.

Earlier, we had found out from him that he had been invited to Brussels, but in Brussels we had found out that the invitations could not be sent before the members of the Romanian mission had been selected, which as we found from Ponta, has only just happened.

We hear from Brussels that the European Commission did not receive any information about the members of the Romanian mission; but that the document was actually supposed to be sent to the European Council, not to the European Commission.

From the foreign media, we find that Victor Ponta plagiarized his PhD thesis.

From the media group of Dan Voiculescu we find that Elena Udrea plagiarized an article.

We find from the website of the AOAR that in 1991, Dan Voiculescu landed a PhD from Pacific Western University, Los Angeles, USA, and we find that the University in question relocated to Hawaii, because it even failed to get "approved", much less reach the higher level, of "accredited", meaning its degrees aren't recognized by anybody.

We find on Wikipedia, that "between 2003 and 2007 Dan Voiculescu opted to stop teaching[ed. note: - at the Academy of Economic Studies of Bucharest] in protest against how easily individuals of dubious worth or morals were awarded the title of PhD".

On the internet, we find that the news of the plagiarism of Victor Ponta resonates across the entire world (and not just in the European Union), whereas nobody is saying anything about Elena Udrea and Dan Voiculescu.

Why is that?

Could it be because Victor Ponta is a Prime Minister, and the other two are nobodies? (well, Udrea may be a rather hot woman, to Băsescu at least, but Dan Voiculescu is basically a nobody).

In Brussels, Victor Ponta will have two other people sitting next to him; how will two heads of state feel sitting next to a plagiarist from a former communist country?

Do you think that they will refuse to sit down next to him?

Answer: no.

They won't refuse to sit down next to him, just like no one in Brussels refused to sit next to Victor Berlusconi when he was accused of having sex with minors.

What is worse: having sex with underage girls and calling Merkel "an unfuckable lard ass", or having "Hidroelectrica" be declared insolvent just before its planned listing on the stock market, lying and plagiarizing?

I think that in fact, Victor Ponta won't stick out like a sore thumb in Brussels at all.

I think they're all the same over there.

Especially dirty.

By searching on the Internet, we find that there are two Romanian websites from which you can order college graduation, master and PhD theses. To allow people to do so, they have an order form which needs to be filled out with the following information: "Name and surname/The topic of the thesis/Phone/E-mail/Number of pages/The college you are graduating from/How soon do you need it?/other observations".

We also find by searching on the internet, that we are considered a shitty country.

It's what all these people, who are all the same, and who are particularly dirty themselves, are saying.

I want to say it out loud: you're the ones who are full of shit, including the president, the prime-minister, the ministers and the Belgian politicians.

Not us.

I want to tell you that we are hard working people and that we are a great country.

Woe is us!

P.S.

Sorry for the coarse language. The only hope for the image of our country is for the foreigners to continue to mistake Bucharest for Budapest.

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